Miss Annabell had just returned from her big trip to New York City and was having refreshments on the front porch of her daddy’s mansion with her southern belle friends. She tells them the stories of her trip as they … Continue reading
You’ve probably noticed I was quiet this last week. After a very lovely visit with my family in Florida, I’m still catching up on my emails and whatnot, but I’m home now. If you’ve been waiting on something from me via Facebook, … Continue reading
Chili Cook Off (Jess’s note: This one is particularly apropos considering I just made a huge pot of chili. Can’t say if this is true or not–I’ve seen this set in both New Mexico and Texas–so I’ve simply re-posted the … Continue reading
Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated websites, the mayoral candidate said, “I visited one of these websites and was shocked to find by my count five acts of oral sex, three of sodomy, a transexual making love with … Continue reading
I’ve been thinking about this recently–and a tweet from a reader reminded me that not everyone knows as much about this biz as I do. To keep this serious topic light, I shall periodically break up the Wall O’ Text … Continue reading
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have so … Continue reading
…but I’ve been laughing too hard at this to breathe or see straight through the tears of laughter. I don’t know about you guys, but Jim C. Hines now has a new fan. I need to pick up one of … Continue reading
WARNING: Bad Language and Strong Opinions Ahead I’m going to be frank. This shit don’t fly, yo. While authors getting pissy on the internet is nothing new, it seems in the last week or so there has been an explosion of … Continue reading
THE “FORWARDER’S” 12 STEP PROGRAM EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME… 1. I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON’T forward an email! 2. I will NOT hear any music or see … Continue reading
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! You know the one. When Santa slips a little something special under the tree? Let’s see what the kiddies are asking him for this year… Santa Answers His Mail Dear Santa, I … Continue reading
