Yes, folks, somehow it crept up on me. Today is release day for NOCTURNAL!
If you haven’t grabbed your copy yet, you can find it at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-a-Million, etc, etc, etc. I do hope you all love Arnold and Sara’s story in SPARK OF TEMPTATION!
Now, I know a lot of the visitors to my blog are also looking forward to some of the awesome urban fantasy and paranormal books being released today–NO MERCY by Sherrilyn Kenyon, FIRELIGHT by Sophie Jordan, and DUST by Joan Francis Turner, just to name a few–but let’s take a moment to get serious and talk about your safety.
Now, I’ll be the first to admit that survival guides aren’t for everyone. Boy scouts and camping/hunting enthusiasts are the usual crowd for those sorts of books, right?
Even if you don’t think survival guides are for you, I do encourage you to read on as I am bringing an important book to your attention. I do care about your safety and well being! Which is why I’m bringing up that I’m sharing a release day with the fabulous Chuck Sambuchino of Guide to Literary Agents fame. He’s provided us with an essential step-by-step guide that no one with a lawn should be without–How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will).
If you haven’t taken any preventative measures to protect yourself from the common garden gnome, then you need this book.
Be sure to swing by Guide to Literary Agents to congratulate Chuck on his release! And pick up your copies of our books today!
I knew those gnomes couldn’t be trusted!!
And happy release day! *runs off to see if the local bookstore had the great wisdom to order Nocturnal*
Oh dear, maybe I should buy a copy of How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack for my Granddad too! I once gave him a Garden Gnome with it’s own solar light for his birthday and (for some strange reason) he keeps it in the conservatory… It could attack at any moment and wouldn’t need to break in as it’s already inside! With the light it could find it’s way around the house in the middle of the night too. *Worries*.
Thank you, guys! *g*
And, oh my–you simply cannot do without that book! It’s essential for any homeowner who has any nooks or crannies a lone gnome could squeeze into. You never know when the little buggers might pop out to launch a surprise attack!
-J